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Caught Sleeping Excuses
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10) ''They told me at the blood bank this might happen.''
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9) ''This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.''
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8) ''Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!''
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7) ''I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.''
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6) ''I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.''
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5) ''I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stess. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?''
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4) ''Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.''
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3) ''The coffee machine is broken...''
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2) ''Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot...''
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1) ''.....in Jesus' name, Amen.''
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